limewire

1. (LimeWire) (1882↑, 172↓)

a free program that you can use to download files and to upgrade to the pro version

who the hell would actually pay for limewire pro when you can download it through limewire basic?

Author: fecal matter http://limewire.urbanup.com/1117131

2. (limewire) (927↑, 229↓)

limewire. easy, spyware free. veeeeery big on spam. every time you search for something, all of the results are porn. no matter what the title says.

guy one: hey i think i want to look at some porn. guy 2: sure, just go to limewire and type in cat in the hat, or the lion king.

Author: oifoundedoi http://limewire.urbanup.com/1370680

3. (LimeWire) (581↑, 125↓)

A program used for getting lossy music files which are often mistagged and sometimes incomplete.

Hey man, did you download Metallica's "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" off limewire yet? It's from their album, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Author: Fish Squire http://limewire.urbanup.com/1849643

4. (limewire) (650↑, 247↓)

a file sharing program without any spyware or adware unlike [kazaa]

FUCK kazaa use limewire\!

Author: yoyoyo http://limewire.urbanup.com/743128

5. (Limewire) (436↑, 127↓)

A file-sharing application for pc and mac users that beats the shit out of morpheus and kazaa and gives you great results.

I just got limewire to replace that RIAA-infested kazaa shit.

Author: jules winnfield http://limewire.urbanup.com/1262629

6. (Limewire) (224↑, 8↓)

1.) A file sharing program that, for some reason, always has a result that has the phrase "cute girl has orgasm on webcam," as one of the results, no matter what you type in. 2.) A file sharing program that also for some reason, returns results that are exactly what you searched for and are exactly either 449.3KB or 128KB in size. Sometimes there is also a "(full)" or "(2008)" or something similar tacked after it to make you think it's real. 3.) A wire made completely of limes. See [Porn]

(1) \> Search: "The Matrix" \< Results: "The Matrix cute girl has orgasm on webcam" \> Search: "Cute girl has orgasm on webcam" \< Results: "Cute girl has orgasm on web cam cute girl has orgasm on webcam" (2) \> Search: "Hot sex" \< Results: "Hot sex cute girl has orgasm on webcam (full 2008 version)(hot song\!)" \> Query size \< 449.3KB (3) Limewire is an excellent conductor of electricity.

Author: John Kanu http://limewire.urbanup.com/3034054

7. (Limewire) (296↑, 140↓)

Useful gadget for your computer.

Wow that song on the radio rocks.... I'll just go crank up Limewire

Author: StarFox http://limewire.urbanup.com/239240

8. (Limewire) (305↑, 200↓)

A file-sharing application for mac users that beats the shit out of morpheus and kazaa and gives you great results.

"I'm glad I have limewire instead of having shitty file sharing programs that have spyware on them."

Author: marcotte http://limewire.urbanup.com/191770

9. (LimeWire) (108↑, 30↓)

Strange considering it's better than anything you ever pay for. Music, Music Videos, Porn, pictures and everything else It is illegal, but it's impossible for anyone to get caught using it (Since it's legal to have Limewire on your computer and only the stuff directly on your computer can be traced also dont pay for limewire pro. ^_^ just download it off limwire normal for free =]

free hentai? look up limewire

Author: bornsmart http://limewire.urbanup.com/2023804

10. (limewire) (150↑, 80↓)

program used for illegally gettin stuff. its great for music and music videos crappy for anything else, most of it is garbage spyware or just plain duds. dont download anything thats 851.7Kb, if u havnt realized, its a virus. y u usin limewire\!\! Its ILLEGAL\!\!\! hehe

limewire is good, and crap

Author: gplpark92 http://limewire.urbanup.com/1883959

11. (limewire) (117↑, 51↓)

1. The easiest way to get ausome porn videos for free, without the popups. 2. a great way to get music 3. The best way to get programs.

Person1: Man i need some porn Person2: Just type girl on LimeWire and you will get a ton of porno movies Dude i need that song....i'll just download it of Limewire Shit....I Need photoshop and it costs $500 its ok i can get it off LimeWire

Author: Lemonwire http://limewire.urbanup.com/1869189

12. (limewire) (112↑, 59↓)

A free online file-sharing service matched only by Kazaa Lite K++ (the suffixes are important), which is very difficult to find, so of course Limewire, being more accessible, is a more popular service. Both are free, and both are spyware-free, but again, Limewire being more popular it has more members and probably more files to share, yet KLK users can also share with pay-for-my-files Kazaa losers.

I think I'm the only one with Kazaa... but everyone else uses other similar services with equally strange names.

Author: Steelo J. http://limewire.urbanup.com/1061465

13. (Limewire) (52↑, 2↓)

An p2p application that was founded in 2000, but has now, as of the 26th of October 2010, been shut down by the authorities i.e. The RIAA. It used the gnutella network system and was at one point THE p2p app to use.

People could download all types of files with Limewire. However, the amount of viruses, rootkits and malware that could be accidentally downloaded with this app was obscene to the point of it being a conduit for malicious software that could potentially ruin you AND your machine.

Author: gothic_hobbit http://limewire.urbanup.com/5314679

14. (Limewire) (89↑, 41↓)

A File Sharing Program That Is As Good AS Any Other Program But Is Way Easier To Use. The Only Problem Is That Theres Way Too much Porn. I Searched For A Weird Al Video And Half The Search Results Were Porn. Heres A Warning To All Limewire Users, Whenever You See A File Thats 1050 Kb DONT DOWNLOAD IT\!\!\! Unless You Were Purposely Looking For porn. Even If It Says The Lion King Dont Get It\!

Hey Mom Look I Could Download Anything I Want For Free In Limewire\! Look The Lion King Movie Lets Watch\!\!\! OMG Timmy You Fuckin Perverted Bastard You Are Never Going On This Computer Again\!\!\!\!\!

Author: EMU NOOB http://limewire.urbanup.com/1901565

15. (Limewire) (62↑, 25↓)

Strange considering it's better than anything you ever pay for. Music, Music Videos, Porn, pictures and everything else It is illegal, but it's impossible for anyone to get caught using it (Since it's legal to have Limewire on your computer and only the stuff directly on your computer can be traced)

If you pay for something like Limewire, but not Limewire (Bearshare) You are an idiot, and need to get shot immediatly

Author: Europeans need to stop hating us http://limewire.urbanup.com/1899251

16. (limewire) (72↑, 36↓)

A file-sharing program that has a shitty search engine, and the files are usually mistagged, especially files that are rare or just leaked. Almost anything you type will bring up low-grade porn.

Person 1: "Hey, I just downloaded The Simpsons Movie on my laptop with Limewire. Wanna watch?" Person 2: "I'd rather not, that's probably a mistagged file that's taking up a bunch of space on your hard drive." Person 1: "Whatever. Your loss". (opens movie up just to see a gay sex video) Person 1: "AGGHH\!\! My eyes\!\! Fuck you Lamewire\!\!"

Author: Deathgrind \> you http://limewire.urbanup.com/2567746

17. (limewire) (127↑, 92↓)

Another reason for people not to pay for their music or to share child pornography. A 'file sharing' (MP3) netweork hosted by gnutella. Thought to be one of the most reliable file sharing programs around and the comes with no extra spyware/malware/adware.

Go to www.limewire.com and download the latest version of Limewire. Share until your heart's content...

Author: SpadeFace http://limewire.urbanup.com/1020496

18. (Limewire) (43↑, 9↓)

A program that makes stupid mainstream celebrities get less rich.

Justin Timberlake: I could've gotten 2 more yachts, a bowling alley, and a football field if it wasn't for limewire. *cries and sings* Me: Haha, real musicians play and make music because they ENJOY IT and they're NOT sellouts that just try to make money.

Author: NikolaiAkaNas http://limewire.urbanup.com/2263182

19. (limewire) (39↑, 13↓)

nearly all the files are porno and if you manage to find the song you are looking for, it will already be replaced with some guy talking about america.

Guy 1: let's donwload lion king Guy 2: not from limewire , it's probably porno Guy 3: never mind, i wanna see sum lions gettin funky \!

Author: Wobbo http://limewire.urbanup.com/2985588

20. (limewire) (41↑, 18↓)

means for which aquring porn, is free and easy. the reason a 14 year old with a new computer winds up with an unexplainable virus problem, and a smile on his face.

limewire: click video, type in: happy feat result: happy feat fucking hardcore rape fuck xxx

Author: sweatybob69 http://limewire.urbanup.com/3171332

21. (Limewire) (39↑, 18↓)

A music/video/program sharing thing. But now its full of porn and virus'. Downloads are sometimes shitty, and sometimes take forever. But Ive found the secret. Just take the good files your friends download from their computer by a cd. No risk of virus' because theve already been on someone's computer and it didn't crash. And hopefully someone fixed the labeling. So feel free to mooch off your friends, because who actually bothers to upload music anyway? Same diffrence.

Joe= I don't wanna risk downloading my shit off limewire, so no, I don't have anything you can download. Bob= Oh. Well your my friend so Ill let you in on a secret. Be a [Limewire Hobo], and go ask take your friend's illegal downloads like I do. Stupid.

Author: kccc=] http://limewire.urbanup.com/2479837

22. (Limewire) (24↑, 5↓)

a big memory hogging program that is one of the worst programs you can put on your computer for filesharing. Other than maybe BearShare, Limewire is the most spam ridden programs you can use. If you want to use something that does not take up any space, hogs up little memory, and is very lightweight and a lower chance of getting damn malware, then use utorrent.

Joe: You got Limewire on your computer Scott: I used to until I started using utorrent and discovered that it was much safer to get my stuff from torrent sites like Pirate Bay

Author: Scott Is God http://limewire.urbanup.com/4897955

23. (limewire) (48↑, 30↓)

Take heed\!\! I once thought that limewire was God's gift to the poor man. But evil lies in there. Just remember while your downloading tunes, that there lies an awful virus. Be quick, before it gets you too. Just be careful, be very careful.

Friend: Dude, you should totally download Limewire, It rocks\!\! Me: OK (later) Dude, you were right, it so totally rocks\!\! WEEK LATER Me: Dude you suck\!\! Limewire ate my computer WHOLE\!\!

Author: hiphoplvr08 http://limewire.urbanup.com/2202994

24. (limewire) (16↑, 0↓)

the formally most excellent source of all things virtually illegal. but now it's dead because of the man. like thoes vids on youtube that you try to watch then you end up being [404'd]. I never used it much but i must say this is a sad time and age for my fellow inturnet0rz. =[

J- dude did you hear about limewire? M-duh who hasn't\! J-no, i mean it's been killed M-kbhiubgfibb......=,[ J-yeah i know..... =/ *J&M cry themselves to sleep and the next morning still depressed, they dont go to work &just drink tea and walk around the house wrapped in a blanket all day watching day time television but not really watching it so much as looking at it blankly; knowing that from that point on that nothing matters; knowing that things they thought were a foundation could crumble and there was never and will never be any sure-fire stabability in the world. and that's all anyone is looking for isn't?

Author: gR3g eats trailmix http://limewire.urbanup.com/5317578

25. (limewire) (21↑, 7↓)

a godsend, when combined with an ipod and an IQ of over 26, you can actually get free songs on your conveniently overpriced apple manufactured handheld music player.

Joe: shit dude, i'm broke. i went through 9 $25 itunes cards and i still want to add more songs. John: hey asshat, get limewire. you already paid $400 dollars for your ipod, you deserve free songs.

Author: (O_O) c====3 http://limewire.urbanup.com/3751570

26. (Limewire) (18↑, 8↓)

in general, a very good program if you are looking for free music. beats the living everything out or morpheus an kazaa. mostly virus free, unless you start downloading porn. DO NOT USE FOR PORN (file scan complete, 0/0 virusses found and destroyed. "Sexi babes getten on" has finished downloading. Norton Anti Virus: Sorry, we give up. Recomendation: Burn your computer to protect yourself from AIDs.)

John: hey, limewire, nice. i bet you got alot of sexy pronz on there?" Tom: *Stares at computer screen droolling" John: holy shit dude, 1 file and your computer raped you up the ass with a rock?

Author: Arpeggiate http://limewire.urbanup.com/3755992

27. (LimeWire) (22↑, 13↓)

A portal for pedophiles to watch child porn.

Pedo: Woot only 3 hours b4 my 15 sec long child porn clip finishes downloading from limewire\!

Author: bancontrol http://limewire.urbanup.com/3892574

28. (Limewire) (17↑, 9↓)

A way for people to enjoy their "loved" music without actually having to buy it, therefore not really supporting their favorite artists. Limewire is to music as a library is to books; a way for people to enjoy but not give back.

Girl: Hey, did you buy Rise Against's new C.D.? Other Girl: Nah, why give my favorite band more money? I just got a bunch of their new stuff from Limewire\!

Author: Nogarelli WAS here... http://limewire.urbanup.com/3644243

29. (Limewire) (13↑, 10↓)

The fastest computer crashing program in the history of all downloads\!

Jan: I want to kill my computer, but nothing is working. Dan: Just download Limewire and it will work quickly and efficiently. It will crash in no time\!

Author: ibidwell http://limewire.urbanup.com/3412771

30. (Limewire) (21↑, 19↓)

A tool that allows you to steal music from your favorite artist's and is like no other in revealing who all the selfish people in the world really are.

Joe: Man I have Limewire and I get all my songs for free\! John: But dude that is stealing, don't you remember "Thou shalt not steal? Joe: So? Everyone uses it\! John: If everyone was gay would you be gay? Joe: Douchee

Author: Critical Acclaim http://limewire.urbanup.com/3208810

31. (limewire) (18↑, 16↓)

a javascript based file sharing program that seemingly allows you to pirate any file or software on earth. It also has apparent files of every celebrity who ever existed "getting pranked" wich is a virus in disguise.

"dude, check out limewire, theres a video of arnold schwarzenegger getting pranked" "man, thats just a virus" "oh." "well i got a bunch of old music and pc games too."

Author: jj,...;';. http://limewire.urbanup.com/2381361

32. (limewire) (21↑, 45↓)

The worst file-sharing program any dumbass can use. its all fun and games (or music) until FUCKIN VIRISUS INVADE YOUR PC. then it blows. hahahha good luck fucker\!

bob- "d00d. ur a n00b. i just got limewire. now i have 5,000,000 songs. n00b." droo- "fuck you. i got virisus for it. it blows a fucker."

Author: i'm a winner\! http://limewire.urbanup.com/2769076

33. (limewire) (18↑, 62↓)

A euphemism for rape.

I, John Kerry, totally limewire'd that man last night\!

Author: Jack Kaufman http://limewire.urbanup.com/2317106

34. (limewire) (27↑, 215↓)

a way of downloading music ILLEGALLY that is full ads and crappy versions of songs no one's been caught yet but maybe they will be soon

I stopped downloading from Limewire\! I found out its ILLEGAL and it took me forever to download a busted song\!

Author: QUEEN KONG http://limewire.urbanup.com/1808875

35. (LimeWire) (24↑, 291↓)

a piece of shit that cannont compare to itunes(although you have to pay) or bearshare. It stops in the middle the downloads. The pro version also sucks, promising lightning fast downloads but is in fact, slower than bearshare. For people that use limewire, i suggest that you switch to bearshare. see [shit] [trash] etc

limewire is a piece of shit. Im deleting it. Im gonna get bearshare instead.

Author: chilpenis http://limewire.urbanup.com/1613197

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Last updated: 2012.03.01